Some people don't like anything. Not me, I like most things. But the things below should interest no one, or better yet, not even exist:

• People Magazine, the people in it, and the people who read it
• Afternoon television
• Andrew Lloyd Webber
• Bounty hunters, whether for people or wild animals
• College football (but the NFL is OK)
• Comic books and Saturday morning cartoons
• Cow-chip tossing contests
• Cross-posting on Usenet
• Donald Trump and anything connected with him
• Easy-listening radio stations
• Evening television (sitcoms and soaps, especially)
• Ford, GM and Chrysler automobiles
• Fundamentalist religiosity
• Going ga-ga over the rich and famous
• Kellogg's corn flakes (almost any other kind tastes better)
• Libertarianism
• Men for whom an expensive car is a penis extension
• Pat Buchanan
• Pat Robertson
• Pop Tarts
• Randall Terry
• Rattlesnake roundups
• Ross Perot (proof of how far our political process has sunk)
• Monster truck shows
• Talk radio, talk TV, and tabloids (television and print)
• The Christian Coalition
• The Democratic party
• The Republican party
• The fiction that television news is news
• Troopers, Broncos, and Exploders (inside joke, not a typo)
• Weekly news mags like Time and Newsweek
• What straight people think about gay people
• Women who are too thin because of dieting
• Wonder Bread

A well-meaning friend suggested that I invite additions or rebuttals to my list by including an email button below, but be forewarned that writing to me might not get a response. Them's the breaks.